1. That all of my wishes, this one included, would be granted in a manner in which I would receive what I wished for in the manner I would like to have it granted.
2. A folder that contains an infinite (and easily accessible) supply of character sheets for every RPG/Tabletop game ever made (that updates automatically) that, when filled out, will give whoever fills them out the abilities, items, and appropriate knowledge to utilize them, of the character written on said sheet.
3. The ability to create or destroy other planes of existence/realities, and to travel to/around them, at will.